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My latest inventions

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My latest inventions

Post by amacman » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:36 am

I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions.
I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.
She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle".
She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"
"A Fottle" I replied
She said "Ok, what else do you have?"
"I have also invented a folding carton" I replied
Again she said, "What do you call it?"
"A Farton" I said
She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds quite crude!"

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket

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Re: My latest inventions

Post by Mpower » Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:28 pm

Lol -:) -:)!!!

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Re: My latest inventions

Post by Caesium » Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:45 am

:)) hahahahaaaa
Currently :
2013 BMW E70 X5 40D MSport

Previously :
2008 BMW E92 335D MSport
2004 BMW E46 M3
2005 BMW E60 535D MSport
2002 BMW E39 530D Sport
The list goes on...

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