It`s little Johnny again

[amacman]

he nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one
morning and she asked the question:
"When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes
first?"
Susy raised her hand and said. "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Susy?"
Susy replied "because when you pray, you hold your hands
together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister. I think it's
your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, little Johnny why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "The other night Mommy had her legs straight
up in the air and she was saying "OH! GOD, I'M COMING!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down,
we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted........

[4687ah]

Very good.

[Reusch]

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[535dboy]

That is a good one

[pvr]

[quote="535dboy"]
That is a good one
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Right up your street then 

[Caesium]

Funny

[535dboy]

[quote="pvr"]
[quote="535dboy"]
That is a good one
[/quote]

Right up your street then 
[/quote]

In what way?

[pvr]

Older women, legs etc. Just missing the blond bit and you would have gone mental  )

[535dboy]

[quote="pvr"]
Older women, legs etc. Just missing the blond bit and you would have gone mental  )
[/quote]

You don't want to know about another lawyer on Friday then!?

[pvr]

Well, do tell 

Passing your door 3 times this week - guess you are not about?

[535dboy]

[quote="pvr"]
Well, do tell 

Passing your door 3 times this week - guess you are not about?
[/quote]

Very hot

Boyfriend didn't appreciate us being the only people one area of restaurant when everybody else was elsewhere

Depends when. About to leave for Silverstone. Porsche corporate jolly tomorrow.

[pvr]

Today, tomorrow and thursday.

Looks like Christmas dinner for two then as the others are no show  )