I gradually woke up.......

X5Sport · Post by **X5Sport** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:06 pm

Thursday night I gradually woke up, stiff as a plank in our local hospital's Intensive Care Unit.

There were tubes up my nose & down my throat.

There were wires monitoring every function, and others stuck to little connectors all around my head.

I had a hell of a pain over my left ear, and there was a totally gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a very serious motorcycle accident.

She looked at me without blinking and with a very serious look in her eyes, and I heard her slowly say 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'

I managed to mumble in reply, 'OK. Can I feel your tits, then?'

535dboy · Post by **535dboy** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:38 pm

Don Coffey · Post by **Don Coffey** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:47 pm

Opportunist.

Don

Raj · Post by **Raj** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:35 pm

X5Sport · Post by **X5Sport** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:07 pm

Well 535dboy liked it......

Raj · Post by **Raj** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 5:20 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Well 535dboy liked it......

[/quote]

lol

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pvr · Post by **pvr** » Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:10 pm

He meant to say "grab" of course, just came out wrong as he was frothing around the mouth ...

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