Thursday night I gradually woke up, stiff as a plank in our local hospital's Intensive Care Unit.
There were tubes up my nose & down my throat.
There were wires monitoring every function, and others stuck to little connectors all around my head.
I had a hell of a pain over my left ear, and there was a totally gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a very serious motorcycle accident.
She looked at me without blinking and with a very serious look in her eyes, and I heard her slowly say 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply, 'OK. Can I feel your tits, then?'
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I gradually woke up.......
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Re: I gradually woke up.......
crap
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Well 535dboy liked it...... 
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Re: I gradually woke up.......
He meant to say "grab" of course, just came out wrong as he was frothing around the mouth ... 
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