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Mother's Milk.......

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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by pvr » Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:03 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond  :P
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And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
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535dboy can not be trusted with anything blond ...
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by 535dboy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:10 pm

[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond  :P
[/quote]

And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
[/quote]

535dboy can not be trusted with anything blond ...
[/quote]

Ssshhh. , you know too much!
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by Lee4.8is » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:29 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond  :P
[/quote]

And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
[/quote]

535dboy can not be trusted with anything blond ...
[/quote]

Ssshhh. , you know too much!
[/quote]
You lot make me laugh so much!  :ok:
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by 535dboy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:17 am

[quote="Lee4.8is"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond  :P
[/quote]

And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
[/quote]

535dboy can not be trusted with anything blond ...
[/quote]

Ssshhh. , you know too much!
[/quote]
You lot make me laugh so much!  :ok:
[/quote]

To be fair even my Mrs knows what PVR is on about

The Mrs and I were watching something on the TV the other night and I can't remember who was on it but I said to the Mrs "God that woman gives me the horn" to which she replied "She isn't blonde!"
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by Raj » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:33 am

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Lee4.8is"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond  :P
[/quote]

And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
[/quote]

535dboy can not be trusted with anything blond ...
[/quote]

Ssshhh. , you know too much!
[/quote]
You lot make me laugh so much!  :ok:
[/quote]

To be fair even my Mrs knows what PVR is on about

The Mrs and I were watching something on the TV the other night and I can't remember who was on it but I said to the Mrs "God that woman gives me the horn" to which she replied "She isn't blonde!"
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I'm surprised you could get away with that statement to the other half.
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by Raj » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:34 am

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
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They get bigger with a baby…lol
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:spiteful: :spiteful:  :punk:
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PMSL, it's hard not to enjoy it while it lasts lol
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by 535dboy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:44 am

[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Lee4.8is"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond  :P
[/quote]

And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
[/quote]

535dboy can not be trusted with anything blond ...
[/quote]

Ssshhh. , you know too much!
[/quote]
You lot make me laugh so much!  :ok:
[/quote]

To be fair even my Mrs knows what PVR is on about

The Mrs and I were watching something on the TV the other night and I can't remember who was on it but I said to the Mrs "God that woman gives me the horn" to which she replied "She isn't blonde!"
[/quote]

I'm surprised you could get away with that statement to the other half.
[/quote]

Clearly any tidy women is fair game to me!

She know what I'm like
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by snipez999 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:48 am

Or that you've turned so other women are no longer a threat
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by 535dboy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:51 am

[quote="snipez999"]
Or that you've turned so other women are no longer a threat
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Can't see that happening !
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by snipez999 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:19 am

.....again........
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by 535dboy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:21 am

[quote="snipez999"]
.....again........
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I asked your brother not to mention that - I was just really keen to have a go in his db5
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by Lee4.8is » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:35 am

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="snipez999"]
.....again........
[/quote]

I asked your brother not to mention that - I was just really keen to have a go in his db5
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by pvr » Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:00 am

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="snipez999"]
.....again........
[/quote]

I asked your brother not to mention that - I was just really keen to have a go in his db5
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A new low even for you 535rentboy. :'(
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Re: Mother's Milk.......

Post by jaynana » Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:20 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="snipez999"]
.....again........
[/quote]

I asked your brother not to mention that - I was just really keen to have a go in his db5
[/quote]

maybe u didn't make him 'happy enuff'  :P
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