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Mother's Milk.......
Mother's Milk.......
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question on the paper was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it
He got an A......
The last question on the paper was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’
The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it
He got an A......
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Mother's Milk.......
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Re: Mother's Milk.......
That's very good. Can't be one of yours.
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Re: Mother's Milk.......
Courtesy of Mrs X5 Sport.......
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Re: Mother's Milk.......
Point 7 does not apply to her though >:D
(the height bit at least - can't comment on the rest ))
(the height bit at least - can't comment on the rest ))
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Re: Mother's Milk.......
[quote="pvr"]
Point 7 does not apply to her though >:D
[/quote]
How do you know what her jugs look like?
Point 7 does not apply to her though >:D
[/quote]
How do you know what her jugs look like?
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
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Re: Mother's Milk.......
Some of us are social creatures and attend meets
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Re: Mother's Milk.......
[quote="pvr"]
Some of us are social creatures and attend meets
[/quote]
Not to just stare at women's tits!
Some of us are social creatures and attend meets
[/quote]
Not to just stare at women's tits!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Mother's Milk.......
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Mother's Milk.......
[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]
Pics?
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]
Pics?
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Mother's Milk.......
Doubt it - she is blond
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Re: Mother's Milk.......
Quality.
Re: Mother's Milk.......
[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]
They get bigger with a baby…lol
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]
They get bigger with a baby…lol
Re: Mother's Milk.......
[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond
[/quote]
And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
Doubt it - she is blond
[/quote]
And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Mother's Milk.......
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]
They get bigger with a baby…lol
[/quote]
:spiteful: :spiteful: :punk:
[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]
They get bigger with a baby…lol
[/quote]
:spiteful: :spiteful: :punk:
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.