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Mother's Milk.......

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Mother's Milk.......

Post by X5Sport » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:57 pm

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question on the paper was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’

The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it

He got an A......
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Post by Reusch » Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:02 pm

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Post by 535dboy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:29 pm

That's very good. Can't be one of yours.
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:55 pm

Courtesy of Mrs X5 Sport....... :P
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Post by pvr » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:56 pm

Point 7 does not apply to her though  >:D

(the height bit at least - can't comment on the rest  :)))
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Post by 535dboy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:57 pm

[quote="pvr"]
Point 7 does not apply to her though  >:D
[/quote]

How do you know what her jugs look like?
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Post by pvr » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:59 pm

Some of us are social creatures and attend meets  :P
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Post by 535dboy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:00 pm

[quote="pvr"]
Some of us are social creatures and attend meets  :P
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Not to just stare at women's tits!
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:01 pm

You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
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Post by 535dboy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:02 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]

Pics?
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Post by pvr » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:37 pm

Doubt it - she is blond  :P
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Post by Raj » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:55 pm

Quality.
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Post by Raj » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:55 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
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They get bigger with a baby…lol
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:56 pm

[quote="pvr"]
Doubt it - she is blond  :P
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And the connection with size and/or pics is.........?
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:57 pm

[quote="Raj"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
You can't miss them..... >:D :blink:
[/quote]

They get bigger with a baby…lol
[/quote]

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