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Tesco Finest.......

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Tesco Finest.......

Post by X5Sport » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:51 pm

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Post by ITBarbie » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:13 pm

Lol :-). I posted this to a friend the other day as I saw it in Tesco's. Obviously we all have our mind in the gutter!Image
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Post by Don Coffey » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:18 pm

I suddenly find myself having a new found respect for those at Tesco's who so obviously have a sense of humour.  ;)

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Post by 535dboy » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:48 pm

[quote="ITBarbie"]
Lol :-). I posted this to a friend the other day as I saw it in Tesco's. Obviously we all have our mind in the gutter!Image
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Post by ITBarbie » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:52 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="ITBarbie"]
Lol :-). I posted this to a friend the other day as I saw it in Tesco's. Obviously we all have our mind in the gutter!Image
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Mine doesn't need seasoning, I'll let you try it if you like!
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Post by 535dboy » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:02 pm

I'll wash it and everything!
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Post by snipez999 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:12 pm

That's more grated mozzarella than seasoning though.....
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Post by X5Sport » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:28 pm

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Post by aldmc » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:41 pm

..jeez!
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Post by Lee4.8is » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:51 pm

Classic thread!...I think this has plenty of length in it...
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Post by 535dboy » Sat Nov 23, 2013 10:53 pm

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Classic thread!...I think this has plenty of length in it...
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In my case it is about the only thing that has!
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Post by pvr » Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:30 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Lee4.8is"]
Classic thread!...I think this has plenty of length in it...
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In my case it is about the only thing that has!
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Your ban might be lengthy as well  :))
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Post by 535dboy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:58 am

[quote="pvr"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Lee4.8is"]
Classic thread!...I think this has plenty of length in it...
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In my case it is about the only thing that has!
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Your ban might be lengthy as well  :))
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I only said what everybody else was thinking !
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Post by pvr » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:23 pm

And I was only saying what everyone else was hoping for  :))
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Post by 535dboy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:26 pm

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And I was only saying what everyone else was hoping for  :))
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