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Don't mess with Marines

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Don't mess with Marines

Post by X5Sport » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:16 pm

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Post by Sanj » Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:45 pm

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Post by pvr » Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:06 pm

In the UK, the marines would be up in court and the thief would be claiming compensation  :'(
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Post by petert » Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:48 pm

How careless of him, slipping like that.  Good job the marines were there to help him up after he stabbed one of them.
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Post by snipez999 » Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:08 pm

Don't forget we'd be paying his legal aid bill too
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Post by Don Coffey » Thu Nov 21, 2013 9:10 pm

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Post by AW8 » Fri Nov 22, 2013 10:07 am

[quote="pvr"]
In the UK, the marines would be up in court and the thief would be claiming compensation  :'(
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Very true ::)


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Post by jaynana » Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:36 am

[quote="petert"]
How careless of him, slipping like that.  Good job the marines were there to help him up after he stabbed one of them.
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Post by graemeX5 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:48 am

It just goes to prove crossing the road can be dangerous, especially the first step off the curb onto the road  :))
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Post by 535dboy » Sat Nov 23, 2013 12:21 pm

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Post by Rusty » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:28 pm

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