The older woman

[amacman]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

[pvr]

Groan ....  )

Right up 535Dboy's street  >:D

[X5Sport]

He dated her the night before.......

[535dboy]

[quote="pvr"]
Groan ....  )

Right up 535Dboy's street  >:D
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Ha ha!

[Raj]

That was funny…. )