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Let us pray

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Let us pray

Post by amacman » Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:03 am

In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you:-
"Dear Lord, this has been a tough two or three years.
You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.
My favourite pop singer Michael Jackson.
My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.
And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.

I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are; David Cameron, George Osbourne, Theresa May and Iain Duncan-Smith!!"

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Re: Let us pray

Post by X5Sport » Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:36 am

Oh dear.......

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