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Be Careful

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Be Careful

Post by amacman » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:48 am

I am writing this from hospital. I am fine but i must warn you...


THE DYSON BALL CLEANER HAS A VERY MISLEADING NAME!!

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Re: Be Careful

Post by 535dboy » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:54 am

Ha ha

I do find the dyson air blade an effective system for drying my knob in the gents though
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Re: Be Careful

Post by jaynana » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:10 pm

[quote="amacman"]
I am writing this from hospital. I am fine but i must warn you...


THE DYSON BALL CLEANER HAS A VERY MISLEADING NAME!!
[/quote]

:rofl:

[quote="535dboy"]
Ha ha

I do find the dyson air blade an effective system for drying my knob in the gents though

[/quote]

try not to get a hard-on just seeing it next time lol


btw with the air blades a bit of water stays at the bottom of the unit as its got a 'U' shape; all that gets sprayed right back at the user due to the air flow! that's other ppls hand juice (plus in this case knob juice as well)!
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Re: Be Careful

Post by Raj » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:13 am

[quote="amacman"]
I am writing this from hospital. I am fine but i must warn you...


THE DYSON BALL CLEANER HAS A VERY MISLEADING NAME!!
[/quote]

PMSL

[quote="jaynana"]
btw with the air blades a bit of water stays at the bottom of the unit as its got a 'U' shape; all that gets sprayed right back at the user due to the air flow! that's other ppls hand juice (plus in this case knob juice as well)!
[/quote]

Too mcuh info and thought gone into that...lol
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Re: Be Careful

Post by jaynana » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:41 am

Lol true

Blo0dy fundamental design flaw.. Dyson hand juice sprayers they should call them.
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