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Fifty shades of grey

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Fifty shades of grey

Post by amacman » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:05 am

50 Shades Of Grey - By Pam Ayres


FIFTY SHADES OF GREY –

(a husband's point of view)


The missus bought a paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
.... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey."
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said

I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left ***!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

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Re: Fifty shades of grey

Post by shadrack » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:32 am

lol
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Post by Sanj » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:37 am

Brilliant!  :))
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Re: Fifty shades of grey

Post by Raj » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:41 am

:rofl:

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:)) :)) :))
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Post by Rusty » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:59 pm

Love it


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