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Close call

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Close call

Post by amacman » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:10 am

Nearly ****ged a ladyboy last night!!
He looked like a woman,
smelled like a woman,
danced like a woman, talked like a woman, even kissed like a woman... He drove us to his place, reverse parked into a really tight space in one fluid movement and i thought..... somethings wrong here!!!!

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Re: Close call

Post by shadrack » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:30 am

lol hope this is a joke!
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Re: Close call

Post by Sanj » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:35 am

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Re: Close call

Post by Raj » Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:39 am

Old one but still funny.
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Re: Close call

Post by X5Sport » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:44 pm

One of 535's mates from the dogging club was it?
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