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Re: Dog lover

Post by 535dboy » Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:23 am

[quote="snipez999"]
NA V12s no good to you then ok (sob)

Next car likely to have twin turbos and an even bigger lump though
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Don't like turbos!
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Re: Dog lover

Post by Raj » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:16 am

[quote="snipez999"]
NA V12s no good to you then ok (sob)

Next car likely to have twin turbos and an even bigger lump though
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V12's are all good. Mate just got in a very sorry looking/quite badly neglected B12 with that stonking 5.7 lump....needs a lot of TLC but V12 block is stunning to just look at.
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Re: Dog lover

Post by pvr » Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:42 am

Preferably not from the hard shoulder though  :))
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Re: Dog lover

Post by snipez999 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:22 pm

Not surprised at that opinion considering how dire Audi turboed engines are to drive
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Re: Dog lover

Post by 535dboy » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:26 pm

All turbos are dire!
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Re: Dog lover

Post by snipez999 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:42 pm

Not the smooth and elegant M d series (as you well know from driving one).  My predicament is that I don't want to climb into a GT3 just yet; would rather work my way down to one (cost wise) so 2 cars' time may see me in one as its an astonishing piece of kit.  Dunno what that has to do with dogs, mind....... (waaaay OT)
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Re: Dog lover

Post by 535dboy » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:47 pm

We are now talking about drivers cars not diesels!

Ha nope, haven't clue where dogs come in to this either

I blame Raj
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Re: Dog lover

Post by Raj » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:11 pm

[quote="snipez999"]
Not surprised at that opinion considering how dire Audi turboed engines are to drive

[quote="535dboy"]
All turbos are dire!
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I don't mind a decent turbo'd engine - GT2RS is my lottery car when I win.

Wouldn't mind adding one to the X tbh as that would be superb lol
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Re: Dog lover

Post by Raj » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:12 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
We are now talking about drivers cars not diesels!

Ha nope, haven't clue where dogs come in to this either

I blame Raj
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I've made it more interesting so take the blame fully...lol
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Re: Dog lover

Post by snipez999 » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:10 am

Sounds a handful in everyday use though; plus parking it round Wolverhampton................... LOL
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Re: Dog lover

Post by Raj » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:13 am

[quote="snipez999"]
Sounds a handful in everyday use though; plus parking it round Wolverhampton................... LOL
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After a lottery win its a toy not to be needed everyday.

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Re: Dog lover

Post by amacman » Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:15 am

Yer still on topic , in a way , now that you`re all talking about cars which could be considered the dogs danglies .
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Re: Dog lover

Post by amacman » Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:57 am

and  another dog joke

                                                      Talking Dog

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.

The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story"


The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid," the owner says.

"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a lying b*****d, he's never been out of the garden."

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Re: Dog lover

Post by shadrack » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:40 am

nice joke, love NA V8s and  need to try dogging..
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Re: Dog lover

Post by Reusch » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:06 am

Top class joke peed me pants.
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