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Shopping for Insurance?

Post by X5Sport » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:27 pm

Here's a new twist........with no particular members in mind.. O:-)

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Re: Shopping for Insurance?

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Post by snipez999 » Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:29 pm

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Post by snipez999 » Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:30 pm

Can I go to bed now?
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Re: Shopping for Insurance?

Post by 535dboy » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:52 am

[quote="snipez999"]
Can I go to bed now?
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You should have gone before you replied.
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Post by Raj » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:53 pm

Proper funny.
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Post by X5Sport » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:48 am

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