Dear Santa...

[Jalf]

Its almost that time of the year folks, he's dusting off his sled, making preparations to check the list, first pass obviously and even he's sick of the adverts on TV already.
He sent me a letter this year, "don't expect another X6"

What's everyone asking Santa for then?

[thedweeb]

An X6 as I cannot afford one.lol

[pvr]

I asked Santa for the 10-22 MM Canon IS lens, but I heard some muttering that sounded like "sod off"

[bullethead]

The Elves are on strike, fuel for the Reindeers has shot through the roof and the hp on the sleigh is crippling him.
My letter came back from the pole with "Not known at this address".
Can't get much more of a

[X5Sport]

Sunseeker motor yacht to go with my X6.

Might have been the wind, but it might have been hysterical laughter........

pvr - I think I got your lens last year. It's good too.

[Jalf]

GT5 for me, better late than never

[NewX5]

I am not a xmas present person at all generally get most things I want through out the year in fact there is no month when I dont buy something for myself.

[pvr]

Single as well, are you?

[NewX5]

Single I can not even remember what thats like!

[Sanj]

[quote=""NewX5""]Single I can not even remember what thats like![/quote]

Them were the days........

[pvr]

[quote=""Sanj""][quote=""NewX5""]Single I can not even remember what thats like![/quote]

Them were the days........[/quote]

Can be arranged ...




Dear Mrs Sanj

[ITBarbie]

[quote=""NewX5""]Single I can not even remember what thats like![/quote]
You must remember what that was like. You know when you tried to impress her all the time and she made the effort to laugh at your jokes!! You left the toilet seat up and she never moaned. She used to wear short skirts and you didn't have to worry about hiding your stomach as it was flat. Now you come to mention it I think I forgot as well


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[Sanj]

Mrs Her in Doors,

Doesn't care about your slander! Copy and paste away! In fact last time she said 'good luck to me'!!!

That tractor shelter pvr, room for one more?!?

[AW8]

[quote=""Jalf""]GT5 for me, better late than never [/quote]

Having has prior permission from SHMBO I went to Tesco today with £160 of clubcard vouchers to partake in the great voucher exchange with view to geting PS3 & GT5..........for those who haven't crossed the threshold of tesco recently, (or maybe ever), you can exchange clubcard vouchers for double face value including electrical items.

I enter the store armed with aforementioned vouchers proceed to the magazine section & read PS3 game reviews including one for GT5. Now more excited at the prospect of owning GT5 & a PS3, (have HDTV but don't currently own a blue ray player), I see some PS3's bundled with GT5. I pick up said intended Xmas gift proceed to electrical checkout only to be told consoles not in the promotion. To make matters worse the guy then kindly informs me I can buy toasters and kettles. I politely explained I didnt want to play with a new toaster at Christmas..................Every little helps

What can I say ........F.M.L.

[paulbryson75]

Due to 'current economic climate' Santa has cancelled all visits to Ireland (North & South) this festive season

Still if he did turn up - quite fancy a new fishing boat.....
http://www.yachtforums.com/forums/affin ... tfish.html