A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says: "You remind me of my little toe!"
She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I mean I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk....."
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New Australian Chat Up line
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New Australian Chat Up line
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: New Australian Chat Up line
Good one.
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Re: New Australian Chat Up line
Love it!
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