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New Australian Chat Up line

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New Australian Chat Up line

Post by X5Sport » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:57 pm

A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says: "You remind me of my little toe!"

She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"

He says, "No. I mean I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk....."
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Post by Reusch » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:31 pm

Good one.
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Re: New Australian Chat Up line

Post by ITBarbie » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:50 am

Love it!
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Re: New Australian Chat Up line

Post by Sanj » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:55 am

:)) good one!
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