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Bob & his beautiful blonde....

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Bob & his beautiful blonde....

Post by X5Sport » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:33 pm

Bob is a 68-year-old extremely successful and wealthy widower.  He shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His mates at the club are all stunned and aghast.

At the very first opportunity, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?'

Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'

They are knocked over, but continue to ask.’ So, how did you persuade her to marry you?'

'I lied about my age', Bob replies.

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No. I told her I was 90.'
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Re: Bob & his beautiful blonde....

Post by 535dboy » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:34 am

True story?
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Post by X5Sport » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:07 am

Bugger.....Sussed..... :)) :))
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Re: Bob & his beautiful blonde....

Post by 535dboy » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:09 am

[quote="X5Sport"]
Bugger.....Sussed..... :)) :))
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Pics of wife required then
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros

Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport

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