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One for snipez and other bat swingers

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One for snipez and other bat swingers

Post by 535dboy » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:34 am

Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at Edinburgh University was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,

'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom
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Post by graemeX5 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:07 am

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Post by X5Sport » Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:38 am

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Post by Reusch » Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:27 pm

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Post by Lee4.8is » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:01 pm

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Post by snipez999 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:23 pm

Why do you think they call it fore play?! ;-)


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Post by Don Coffey » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:09 am

:)) :)) :)) :)) excellent.

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Post by pvr » Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:58 pm

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