Involuntary Muscle Contraction
Professor Higgins at Edinburgh University was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,
'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom
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One for snipez and other bat swingers
One for snipez and other bat swingers
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Re: One for snipez and other bat swingers
Why do you think they call it fore play?!
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