New Honda CRV

[X5Sport]

Nothing beats a new CRV

I bought a new CRV 2.2 i-DTEC and needed to take it back to the dealer the other day as I couldn't get the radio to work. (Men don't read instruction manuals)

The service engineer explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the engineer said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Tom Jones!', and in an instant 'Green Green Grass of Home' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some nob ran a red light and nearly wiped out my lovely CRV, luckily I could swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Arse Hole!' and immediately the radio responded with

"Ladies and gentlemen, an address from The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne"

Damn I love this SUV....

[Black X5]

Very good!