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Financial planning

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Financial planning

Post by amacman » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:49 am

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit £200 million".

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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Re: Financial planning

Post by 535dboy » Sun Apr 21, 2013 12:54 pm

:))

That is very good although I've heard it before
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Re: Financial planning

Post by Raj » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:47 am

Soooooo true.....LOL
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