A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five
young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank."
He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the cat, "Whisky".
He then turned to the fourth Mum June: "Your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy."
At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Fanny and Willy and go home."
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Group Therapy
Re: Group Therapy
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Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
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Re: Group Therapy
LOL!
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Re: Group Therapy
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Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
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No, we just have a more sophisticated sense of humour.......
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Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
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No, we just have a more sophisticated sense of humour.......
R
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Re: Group Therapy
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="535dboy"]
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Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
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No, we just have a more sophisticated sense of humour.......
R
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Nope can't be sophisticated, must just be an age thing
[quote="535dboy"]
) ) )
Can you give the X6 boys some training, your jokes are very good
[/quote]
No, we just have a more sophisticated sense of humour.......
R
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Nope can't be sophisticated, must just be an age thing
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Group Therapy
they just have an obsession.. with big as5es..
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Re: Group Therapy
Good to start the day smiling..lol