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The Police really do care.......
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The Police really do care.......
It’s nice to hear some good news about the Police for a change. I get irritated when people come down on our law enforcement officers, saying that they don’t care about or respect others. It's not necessarily true, and to prove it here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category.
This story involves a Policeman who reported finding a man’s body last weekend in the early hours of Sunday morning in the River Nene near Wellingborough. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family have all been notified. The victim apparently fell in the river and drowned on his journey home, following an evening of excessive alcohol consumption while visiting “someone” in a local bar, followed by even more alcohol at the "someone's" home.
He was found wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red suspender belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Ed Milliband T-shirt.
The Policeman removed the T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
See, the Police really do care!
cue 535dboy........
This story involves a Policeman who reported finding a man’s body last weekend in the early hours of Sunday morning in the River Nene near Wellingborough. The dead man’s name will not be released until his family have all been notified. The victim apparently fell in the river and drowned on his journey home, following an evening of excessive alcohol consumption while visiting “someone” in a local bar, followed by even more alcohol at the "someone's" home.
He was found wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red suspender belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Ed Milliband T-shirt.
The Policeman removed the T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
See, the Police really do care!
cue 535dboy........
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Re: The Police really do care.......
Was that "someone" PVR? I understand from a reliable source that he also has a collection of similar clothing )
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So that's why he was in Russia eh...... :spiteful:
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Re: The Police really do care.......
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So that's why he was in Russia eh...... :spiteful:
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So that's why he was in Russia eh...... :spiteful:
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Watching you >:D
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:tease:
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Won't be watching you of course, my retina still has not recovered >:D )
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Won't be watching you of course, my retina still has not recovered >:D )
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Nor has my liver :drunk:
Won't be watching you of course, my retina still has not recovered >:D )
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Nor has my liver :drunk:
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All that typing for ......
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