Apollo 10 transcript

[amacman]

If you thought Apollo 13 was scary wait until you read what happened on Apollo 10

A turd floating around inside the capsule .
This is some of the mission transcript from NASA
CDR is the commander
CMP is the command module pilot
LMP is the lunar module pilot
SC is unidentifiable crew member

05 13 29 44 CDR Oh - Who did it?
05 13 29 _6 CMP Who did what?
05.13 29 47 LMP What?
05 13 29 4_ CDR Who dSd it? (Laughter)
05 13 29 51 LMP Where did that come from?
05 13 29 52 CDR Give me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating
through the air

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05 13 29 55 CMP I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine.
05 13 29 57 LMP I don't think it's one of mine.
05 13 29 59 CDR Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw
that away.
05 13 30 06 CMP God almighty.
05 lB 30 08 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 10 CDR What do you see?
05 13 30 12 CMP Nothing, that's enough for me.
05 13 30 16 LMP Yes.
05 13 30 18 CMP Nice going there.
05 13 30 20 LMP No more turds are going to fit in there.
05 13 30 23 CDR Is that waste compartment full?
05 13 30 26 CMP No, hell; there's nothing in there.
05 13 30 28 LMP It goes all the way down to the -
05 13 30 30 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 32 LMP Hell, when I got in there, I had to stick my hand
in there and ... - He put it in the bag, didn't
he? You guys been trying to stick it through there
with your fingers?
05 13 39 bO SC (Laughter)

[amacman]

The entire mission transcript https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a410/AS10_CM.PDF

Close Encounter of the Turd Kind is on pages 414 and 415 .
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