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X5 Demolition Squad

Post by squeaky2 » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:30 pm

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/c ... 66695.html

Guess thats not going to polish out.

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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by X Box » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:45 pm

Maybe they went to get some new bulbs!

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Post by Don Coffey » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:04 pm

Surly they ( the police ) should have put he Astra into the shop, not the other way round.  ::)

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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by Chompers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:40 pm

[quote="Don Coffey"]
Surly they ( the police ) should have put he Astra into the shop, not the other way round.  ::)

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What Astra?  :blink:
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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by Don Coffey » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:01 pm

[quote="Chompers"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
Surly they ( the police ) should have put he Astra into the shop, not the other way round.  ::)

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What Astra?  :blink:
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The one disguised as an Audi....  :-[ .... Doh!  Don't know why I thought it was an Astra!

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Post by X Box » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:03 pm

Terrible mistake. An Astra is far classier ;)

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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by squeaky2 » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:04 pm

Better watch out for 535dboy if audi's are now running BMW's off the road!

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Post by Don Coffey » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:08 pm

[quote="X Box"]
Terrible mistake. An Astra is far classier ;)

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Post by pvr » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:22 pm

Excellent :) 535dboy bashing is encouraged

Must be the round exhausts though ...  8)
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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by Don Coffey » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:37 pm

[quote="squeaky2"]
Better watch out for 535dboy if audi's are now running BMW's off the road!
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The X5 throw its self into the wall as it didn't want to be associated with an Audi.  :P

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Post by 535dboy » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:14 pm

More like X5 driver couldn't stop in time because the car is far too big and heavy and why they can't just have a normal 5er like they use to in the met I don't know!
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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by Chompers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:53 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
More like X5 driver couldn't stop in time because the car is far too big and heavy and why they can't just have a normal 5er like they use to in the met I don't know!
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Beacause the e60/61's don't have the carrying capacity to carry all the kit required anymore. e70's / Disco's only vehicles that can cope when multi crewed  ::)

X5 should have just carried on, have you seen one of those 80's when hit from behind  :o
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Post by Chompers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:54 pm

[quote="pvr"]
Excellent :) 535dboy bashing is encouraged

Must be the round exhausts though ...  8)
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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by 535dboy » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:55 pm

[quote="Chompers"]
[quote="pvr"]
Excellent :) 535dboy bashing is encouraged

Must be the round exhausts though ...  8)
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Who woke you up?  :bangin: :chair:  :hi: to xdrivers by the way, you'll enjoy it here  :P
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Re: X5 Demolition Squad

Post by Chompers » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:02 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Chompers"]
[quote="pvr"]
Excellent :) 535dboy bashing is encouraged

Must be the round exhausts though ...  8)
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Who woke you up?  :bangin: :chair:  :hi: to xdrivers by the way, you'll enjoy it here  :P
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Nah he can piss off back to his Russian rent boys
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