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......especially for Penny...

Post by X5Sport » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:08 am

let’s start the week with a smile …….....

Never Argue with a Woman


One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think!!

PS - Send this to four women who are thinkers, or men who can take it . :P :oops:
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Re: ......especially for Penny...

Post by pvr » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:10 am

Have you located the other 3 women yet? :P
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Post by ITBarbie » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:34 pm

Ha ha. Its like story about the woman, child and the perfect man in a lift. Oh yeah I forgot ....... That doesn't exist as there is no such thing as a perfect man !!!! :gfight:


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Post by x555 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:11 pm

:yawn: :tumbleweed: :fuelfire:
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Post by x555 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:12 pm

[quote=""pvr""]Have you located the other 3 women yet? :P[/quote]
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