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New BMW Pram

Post by X5Sport » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:48 pm

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"With a royal baby due this summer, we are proud to announce the launch of our limited edition BMW P.R.A.M. (Postnatal Royal Auto Mobile.)

Available in Princess Pink or Royal Blue, this soft-top convertible has been designed using our Efficient Dynamics technology. With two or four-wheel-drive, it rides as smoothly on a polo field as it does down The Mall and comes with air conditioning and built-in extendable flagpoles as standard.

For those who are ‘too posh to push’ this masterpiece of motherhood even comes fitted with N.A.P.P.I.E. (Nanny-Assisting Petrol-Powered Injection Engine). To find out more or book a test drive, contact our Head of Postnatal Innovation at Joe.King@bmw.co.uk or ring 0800 093 6161"






1st April.......official entry..
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Post by 55NF » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:50 pm

Ha ha .. abit OTT for me, although the wife would've probably wanted one for our 6 month old!
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Post by X5Sport » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:55 pm

Oh well......been busy all day....setting up the pram and looking at our most likely next BMW - pedal or 6v powered and limited to 8kph though.
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I wonder if Jason can remap it...... :blink:
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Post by Don Coffey » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:57 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Oh well......been busy all day....setting up the pram and looking at our most likely next BMW - pedal or 6v powered and limited to 8kph though.

I wonder if Jason can remap it...... :blink:
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Well, any new arrivals yet?

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Post by X5Sport » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:02 pm

On standby, bags packed, extra strength gaffer tape ready (until midnight)...... >:D

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Re: New BMW Pram

Post by 535dboy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:48 pm

Keep up!!!!!

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Re: New BMW Pram

Post by Don Coffey » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:54 pm

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Keep up!!!!!

Nothing worse than a DPM
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DPM?

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Re: New BMW Pram

Post by 535dboy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:56 pm

[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="535dboy"]
Keep up!!!!!

Nothing worse than a DPM
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DPM?

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Re: New BMW Pram

Post by Don Coffey » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:57 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="535dboy"]
Keep up!!!!!

Nothing worse than a DPM
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DPM?

Don
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Me like!  :)) :))

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Re: New BMW Pram

Post by Steamyrotter » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:26 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Oh well......been busy all day....setting up the pram and looking at our most likely next BMW - pedal or 6v powered and limited to 8kph though.
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I wonder if Jason can remap it...... :blink:
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You don't need Jason to remap it...
Just put 415v up the end instead.......
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