German motoring terms

[amacman]

Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

Bonnet = Pullnob und Knucklechopper

Windscreenwiper = Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfukken

Air Horns = Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren

Petrol = Das Kostlijooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers

Motor Club = Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories

Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekkeren

Breathalyser = Die Puffintern fuer Pistenarsen

Headlights = Das Dippendontdazzlebastad

Highway Code = Der Wipan fuer Arsen

Foot Brake = Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik

Near Accident = Der Fukken Near Schittenselfen

Cyclist = Die Pedallpushink Pilloken

Traffic Jam = Die Bluddifukkink Dammundblast

Tyres = Flattfahrts

Fog Warning = Der Puttenlegdown und Fukkit

Gear Lever = Biggensticken fuer Kangaroohoppen

Exhaust = Spitzenpoppenbangentuben

Juggernaut = Der Fukkengrett Trukken

Backfire = Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen

[X5Sport]

Excellent......great find ) )

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Funny!


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[Don Coffey]

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[Nat]

You forgot :

Indicators : Die tickentocken lighten flashen

Learner driver : Die twatten midst elsplatz

Seat Belt : Die clunker clicker fraulein trapper

I saw the original some 30 years ago , Its that old.

Regards,

Nat.

[amacman]

Here`s a new one I made up

Bird droppings on car - Flugenflappercrapperdropper .

Also , A German shepherd craps on my lawn each day ,  sometimes he brings his dog with him .