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Good Manners

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Good Manners

Post by amacman » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:02 pm

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am... sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...

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Re: Good Manners

Post by X5Sport » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:05 pm

:naughty: :thumbsup: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Good Manners

Post by 535dboy » Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:57 am

This are all so much better than the shite X5sport posts
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Re: Good Manners

Post by Don Coffey » Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:08 am

Nice one  :thumbsup:  :)) :)) :))

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Re: Good Manners

Post by Raj » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:38 pm

Always funny.
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