A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make £17,000 a year and you make £1.2m when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic....
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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That's the difference
Re: That's the difference
Excellent.....but don't say it in a BMW Dealership..... O:-)
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Re: That's the difference
Very good
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2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
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Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: That's the difference
How very true.
Re: That's the difference
Very good. Although of course for heart surgery the only way is sometimes to stop it and link the patient up to an artificial one, so not that dissimilar! Stakes are a bit higher mind ...
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