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Canadian airports

Post by amacman » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:07 am

FULL BODY SCANS AT CANADIAN AIRPORTS:

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

December 2012 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :


Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.....


Thought you'd like to know.

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Re: Canadian airports

Post by X5Sport » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:07 am

:))
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

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Re: Canadian airports

Post by Don Coffey » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:02 am

:)) :)) I particularly like the politicians observation.  ::)

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Re: Canadian airports

Post by Raj » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:31 pm

Quality.
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