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Genuine Amazon reviews

Post by huck » Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:27 pm

I've been told that some of these reviews are either boring or genuinely laugh out loud funny. I'm in the latter camp. :D

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

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Post by lezmtaylor » Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:51 pm

I laughed so much I was in tears, wife giving me funny looks !!!!!!!!!!

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Post by X5Sport » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:07 pm

The reviews get better and better with each passing month..... :)) :))
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Post by 4687ah » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:56 pm

Its not often i laugh out loud when reading something, but thats certainly tickled me. Best not try to explain it to my 6 yr old and wife doesn't find it as amusing as me, but thats cheered me up no end.
I think it was X5 Sport who posted the link to the last lot about paint thinners (or similar) and they were excellent as well.
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Post by jaynana » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:49 pm

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Post by X5Sport » Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:04 pm

The ones for the girlie version are played completely straight..... ;)

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Post by Don Coffey » Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:22 pm

:)) :)) :)) :)) :))

Fan effing tastic !!  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Post by Lummox » Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:29 pm

That has just had me howling with laughter, the other half actually came upstairs to find out what was wrong with me as i was laughing so loud. That has to be one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time.

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Post by MJim » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:31 am

Yep, laughed just as much second time round!!  Has anyone else tried ignoring the advice?  Could result in Don and X5Sport being colour co-ordinated with their cars??  :):))
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Post by huck » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:09 am

Hadn't read the reviews for some months so, while waiting for the Australian GP to start, I logged on to Amazon. Middle of the night, wife sleeping next to me - I had to stop as I was laughing too hard! As said, the reviews just get better and better!

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