Two Nuns

[amacman]

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican ," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f*ck off the car!"

[Reusch]

Good un.

[huck]

Groan!

[Pope]

) )
That made I larf.

[Chompers]

)

[X5Sport]

Two Nun's in a Convent one evening...

One says to the other "Where's the candle?"

"Does, doesn't it" the other replies.... O:-)

[huck]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Two Nun's in a Convent one evening...

One says to the other "Where's the candle?"

"Does, doesn't it" the other replies.... O:-)
[/quote]

Took me a few seconds but LMAO!!!

[Don Coffey]

Both equally  ) )

I think we should start rating these jokes.  Say between 1 and five  ) any thought?

Don

[X5Sport]

Two priests are in a toilet using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's pen!s and notices there's a Nicorette patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your pen!s.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'

[Don Coffey]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Two priests are in a toilet using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's pen!s and notices there's a Nicorette patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your pen!s.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'
[/quote]

Noooooo, just sooooo wrong but you still get a    )

Don

[Chompers]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Two priests are in a toilet using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's pen!s and notices there's a Nicorette patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your pen!s.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'
[/quote]

That's a 5 from me  )

[Raj]

PMSL at all of them.

[jaynana]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Two priests are in a toilet using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's pen!s and notices there's a Nicorette patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your pen!s.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'
[/quote]

lol

good stuff all of them.. so what happened to the Dracula lol