America

[MJim]

"My wife flew to America last week"
"Chicago?"
"No, she was a passenger."


Waiting for the flak, as you guys clearly don't recognise genius even when amongst you ...    ) )

[4687ah]

Please for the love of God, make it stop!

[Chompers]

[quote="4687ah"]
Please for the love of God, make it stop!
[/quote]

I fear that even God can't help with these cases. Urgent steps need to be taken by the mods before we all become infected with this clearly contagious lack of humour disease :'(

Please, is there anyone out there who can help!!!!  :help2: :rip:

[Raj]

Seriously, step away from the keyboard. Step away now.....

[535dboy]

Go for a long drive in your car ....

[Don Coffey]

Men in white coats who have a nice padded room with your name on it, will be popping round to see you later! 

Don

[X5Sport]

[quote="4687ah"]
Please for the love of God, make it stop!
[/quote]

He may not, but I have some pills that definitely will...... >:D

R

[Chompers]

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="4687ah"]
Please for the love of God, make it stop!
[/quote]

He may not, but I have some pills that definitely will...... >:D

R
[/quote]

Please despatch asap in that 40d of yours, this getting serious  :'(

[X5Sport]

Don, Can we borrow your boss's chopper for an urgent delivery?  :axe: :nuke:

[snipez999]

Mmmmmuuuussssttttt resist chopper jokes........

[Don Coffey]

Choppers pilots get it straight up.  )