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Baby's First Doctor Visit

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Baby's First Doctor Visit

Post by jaynana » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:24 pm

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked
if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied...

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched
her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very
professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is
under- weight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his grandma, but I'm glad I came.'
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Re: Baby's First Doctor Visit

Post by X5Sport » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:27 pm

:)) :D :))
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Post by Reusch » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:49 pm

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Re: Baby's First Doctor Visit

Post by Don Coffey » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:02 pm

That deserves a  :)) from me and a rolling of the eyes and a tut from Mrs Coffey.  ;)

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Post by Black X5 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:13 pm

That made me chuckle! :))
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