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Multiculturalism in English Schools

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Multiculturalism in English Schools

Post by X5Sport » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:37 am

On the first day back at school in Birmingham, the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils for assembly:-

"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here"
"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here"
"Ali Son al En" - silence in the classroom.

"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.

The teacher repeated the call.

A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen
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