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4 year old

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4 year old

Post by jaynana » Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:06 pm

Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.

“What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”

“It’s my four year old son…” the man replied.
“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just the same – forget about it; it happens to boys that age,” said the bartender, sympathetically.

“ I only wish it was that,” continued the customer, “ but it’s far worse than that. The little b...  has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.”

"Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the bartender.

“It’s not,”  said the man.  "The little sod stuck a pin in all my condoms.”
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Re: 4 year old

Post by Rusty » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:38 am

The old 'uns are the best :)


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Post by X5Sport » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:15 am

Ha ha ha...... :)) :))

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Re: 4 year old

Post by Raj » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:49 am

Lol.
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Re: 4 year old

Post by graemeX5 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:55 pm

Very good made me smile
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