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A bit of practice.....

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A bit of practice.....

Post by X5Sport » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:38 pm

We thought we'd try out our skills based on the imminent arrival......

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...actually she had come back from the V.E.T. and hated the Butlers Collar so we tried a different tactic.  She absolutely loved the baby grow (Tesco 6-9 months size should anyone else need to try it).... :) :)
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Post by Sanj » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:51 pm

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Re: A bit of practice.....

Post by MJim » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:59 pm

How sweet -  but you need to cover the patient in poo and then squirt yourself with pee as you dress it for a more realistic simulation.  Add lots of wailing and restrict yourself to max 2 / 3 hours sleep for a few nights to go the full hog ...

Joking aside, you'll love it but it will be quite an adjustment!
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Re: A bit of practice.....

Post by shadrack » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:59 pm

[quote="MJim"]
How sweet -  but you need to cover the patient in poo and then squirt yourself with pee as you dress it for a more realistic simulation.  Add lots of wailing and restrict yourself to max 2 / 3 hours sleep for a few nights to go the full hog ...

Joking aside, you'll love it but it will be quite an adjustment!
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Post by PeterL » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:57 pm

Also pull the cats tail until it claws you, just to let them have a dry run.
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Post by pvr » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:23 pm

What is that RSPCA number again ...  >:D
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A bit of practice.....

Post by Black X5 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:06 pm

The cats also stay still for longer to allow dressing / undressing than the real McCoy!
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Post by X5Sport » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:33 pm

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The cats also stay still for longer to allow dressing / undressing than the real McCoy!
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You've not met our Bengals then....... >:( :( :o

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Re: A bit of practice.....

Post by X Box » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:35 pm

Snap!

Another Bengal owner here.

Lovely cats btw. Also congrats too.
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Post by shadrack » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:41 pm

our cats now having to sit calm and collected while here face is poked, ears pulled tails used as a pullcord etc etc :))
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Re: A bit of practice.....

Post by Rusty » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:00 am

[quote="shadrack"]
our cats now having to sit calm and collected while here face is poked, ears pulled tails used as a pullcord etc etc :))
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You really shouldn't be doing that to your own cat mate, get someone else to do it :-p


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