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Morons in Oxford
Morons in Oxford
Can't believe it, just picked up my brand spanking new X5 40d, and nearly had it trollied TWICE within 5 miles by two morons who can't understand or think it's OK to be in the wrong lane and just pull in. One - some older chap in a van, had at least had the decency to look away when I eventually pulled along side him. Next, some tw*t in an Audi RS8 Coupe who was in wrong lane and pulled in front of me without indicating - didn't like my flash of headlights and so gave me the bird. BAD IDEA. If I was him in such a tiny car being trailed by an X5 a foot behind him on the A40 in Oxford, I'd be worried, especially if he looked in the mirror to find my larger than average frame beckoning him on. Us X5 drivers aren't all old helpless folk you moron. :rant:
Rant over, love the car so far.
Rant over, love the car so far.
X5 xDrive40d SE
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive:
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive:
Re: Morons in Oxford
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Get home safe and sound.
Get home safe and sound.
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- Don Coffey
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Re: Morons in Oxford
Well that's one exciting way to get to know your X5! You can forgive the old man because he's .....old! But the Audi driver couldn't help himself, after all he is an Audi driver, it's in their DNA.
Don
Don
Re: Morons in Oxford
Yes we did, thanks - in the snow. My missus was more worked up than me! Just couldn't believe this guy. This being my first BMW, and ) Don was wondering if it was a BMW vs Audi thing.....
X5 xDrive40d SE
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive:
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive:
Re: Morons in Oxford
What a day to pick up a new car.......and then you meet 'white van man' and his boss!!
Enjoy it, and the manual is a good read.......not!
Richard
Enjoy it, and the manual is a good read.......not!
Richard
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
- Don Coffey
- Snr Member
- Posts: 2452
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:25 am
- Location: Here, there and everywhere
Re: Morons in Oxford
[quote="toneus"]
Yes we did, thanks - in the snow. My missus was more worked up than me! Just couldn't believe this guy. This being my first BMW, and ) Don was wondering if it was a BMW vs Audi thing.....
[/quote]
Your probably right about the BMW vs Audi. BMW are premiership, Audi, well they may well be premiership, but constantly in the bottom half. )
Don
Taking cover!
Yes we did, thanks - in the snow. My missus was more worked up than me! Just couldn't believe this guy. This being my first BMW, and ) Don was wondering if it was a BMW vs Audi thing.....
[/quote]
Your probably right about the BMW vs Audi. BMW are premiership, Audi, well they may well be premiership, but constantly in the bottom half. )
Don
Taking cover!
Re: Morons in Oxford
[quote="X5Sport"]
What a day to pick up a new car.......and then you meet 'white van man' and his boss!!
Enjoy it, and the manual is a good read.......not!
Richard
[/quote]
) I know! Going through the manual now, sort of
What a day to pick up a new car.......and then you meet 'white van man' and his boss!!
Enjoy it, and the manual is a good read.......not!
Richard
[/quote]
) I know! Going through the manual now, sort of
X5 xDrive40d SE
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive:
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive:
Re: Morons in Oxford
Sadly there are morons all over. How did you find the hand over at the dealer did they go I to enough detail on how things work?
Wife's best comment "Your car hates me" ref E39 M5
Wife's next best comment "Your car doesn't go in a straight line" ref E39 M5
BMW E39 M5 Le Mans Blue, Black leather Seats with Silver inserts
BMW X6 40d Azurite Black, Ind Slate Leather, Professional Hi-Fi, Top and Side View cameras,
Wife's next best comment "Your car doesn't go in a straight line" ref E39 M5
BMW E39 M5 Le Mans Blue, Black leather Seats with Silver inserts
BMW X6 40d Azurite Black, Ind Slate Leather, Professional Hi-Fi, Top and Side View cameras,
Re: Morons in Oxford
Hi and welcome glad you got your your new car back ok eventually
Now: E70 X5 in Blue, 3 Minis Cooper S R53, JCW R56 & Cooper S Roadster R59 :drive:
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Re: Morons in Oxford
[quote="PeterL"]
Sadly there are morons all over. How did you find the hand over at the dealer did they go I to enough detail on how things work?
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This being a non-dealer handover, through BMW Employee scheme (no dealer - turn up at the Mini Plant in Oxford) they really are expecting you to turn up and drive away. Example is we ordered the top-down reverse camera and the chap said this wasn't possible! Until I fiddled with the controller to prove it was there! Went over it with a fine toothcombe, all we could find was a little scuff which turned out to be excess wax, which they quickly cleaned up. (For the "What's Missing" Post -NO RED TOOL). It was lucky I'd had a test drive or I'd be clueless on how to drive it away.....
I'll raise another post about the BMW Employee/Family scheme......
Sadly there are morons all over. How did you find the hand over at the dealer did they go I to enough detail on how things work?
[/quote]
This being a non-dealer handover, through BMW Employee scheme (no dealer - turn up at the Mini Plant in Oxford) they really are expecting you to turn up and drive away. Example is we ordered the top-down reverse camera and the chap said this wasn't possible! Until I fiddled with the controller to prove it was there! Went over it with a fine toothcombe, all we could find was a little scuff which turned out to be excess wax, which they quickly cleaned up. (For the "What's Missing" Post -NO RED TOOL). It was lucky I'd had a test drive or I'd be clueless on how to drive it away.....
I'll raise another post about the BMW Employee/Family scheme......
X5 xDrive40d SE
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive:
Sparkling Bronze
Black Nevada + Brushed Aluminium
Panoramic Sunroof
Adaptive Headlights
Media Package
:drive: