I recently visited my doctor for a complete health check.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just reached 61).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much.... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'
'No,' I said...
He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the f--- do you want to live to 80?
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Living to 80
Living to 80
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- Don Coffey
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Re: Living to 80
Because there's always photography.
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Re: Living to 80
Good point......
Though whether I will still be able to hold a proper (ie not a Nikon >:D ) DSLR with appropriate 'glass' fitted at 80 remains to be seen......
Though whether I will still be able to hold a proper (ie not a Nikon >:D ) DSLR with appropriate 'glass' fitted at 80 remains to be seen......
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
- Don Coffey
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Re: Living to 80
[quote="X5Sport"]
Good point......
Though whether I will still be able to hold a proper (ie not a Nikon >:D ) DSLR with appropriate 'glass' fitted at 80 remains to be seen......
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What are you talking about man! With nipper on the way and in time grand kids, your arms will get loads of exercise lifting them.
Don
Good point......
Though whether I will still be able to hold a proper (ie not a Nikon >:D ) DSLR with appropriate 'glass' fitted at 80 remains to be seen......
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What are you talking about man! With nipper on the way and in time grand kids, your arms will get loads of exercise lifting them.
Don