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Outsource your job - ever thought of that?

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Outsource your job - ever thought of that?

Post by jaynana » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:12 pm

Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work

A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.

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Re: Outsource your job - ever thought of that?

Post by Don Coffey » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:43 pm

[quote="jaynana"]

Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work

A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.

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I like the idea of that.  Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East!  ::)

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Post by gchristofi » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:13 pm

That is a great idea. Wonder if I can get away with outsourcing all household and DIY duties too.  She will never notice.  :D

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Post by Sanj » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:36 pm

Was great until he got too lazy and posted his RSA token!!!! :doh:
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Post by X5Sport » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:49 pm

[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that.  Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East!  ::)

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Can I have a go?  I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :) :headhurt: :upsidedown:

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Post by Raj » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:32 pm

I really rate this guy. What a star and wish I'd thought of it...lol
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Post by Don Coffey » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:39 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that.  Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East!  ::)

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Can I have a go?  I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :) :headhurt: :upsidedown:

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I'll let you know what shifts I need covered and tell the Bose we are trying out a state of the art auto pilot.  Just like the blow up one in the film 'Airplane'  >:D

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Post by X5Sport » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:29 am

[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I like the idea of that.  Give today's technology I'm sure some bright spark could do a far better job than me flying the helicopter from his arm chair in the Far East!  ::)

Don
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Can I have a go?  I've got a HOTAS system (with twin engine capability) and pedals - OK I won't need the wheel brake function but I can always reconfigure that....... :type: :) :headhurt: :upsidedown:

Richard
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I'll let you know what shifts I need covered and tell the Bose we are trying out a state of the art auto pilot.  Just like the blow up one in the film 'Airplane'  >:D

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Is the stewardess included as per the film too..... >:D
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