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Wife lost fight with gate post...
Wife lost fight with gate post...
My missus took my car to work the other day. Told her if she put a mark on it to post the keys and 'go away'
It must be bad for most of our better halves - the fact we use a forum like this shows that these are more than just a car to us.
Hopefully wont cost too much but feel your pain.
Had a Supra many years ago and the day I got it she opened the passenger door into a concrete post
It must be bad for most of our better halves - the fact we use a forum like this shows that these are more than just a car to us.
Hopefully wont cost too much but feel your pain.
Had a Supra many years ago and the day I got it she opened the passenger door into a concrete post
2004 E53 X5 4.4i Sport
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
Ok so this is important..... for all mankind.
She's well - that's most important but now we must play them at their own game. MILK IT!!!!!
I'll give you a month - expect you to have a new plasma, Apple gadget and at least two passes to the next Meets!
All joking aside, only plastic, fixable and we can help for a lot less than the $tealers.
She's well - that's most important but now we must play them at their own game. MILK IT!!!!!
I'll give you a month - expect you to have a new plasma, Apple gadget and at least two passes to the next Meets!
All joking aside, only plastic, fixable and we can help for a lot less than the $tealers.
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Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="Sanj"]
Ok so this is important..... for all mankind.
She's well - that's most important but now we must play them at their own game. MILK IT!!!!!
I'll give you a month - expect you to have a new plasma, Apple gadget and at least two passes to the next Meets!
All joking aside, only plastic, fixable and we can help for a lot less than the $tealers.
[/quote]
I'd be looking for lots of sexual favours for that one!
Ok so this is important..... for all mankind.
She's well - that's most important but now we must play them at their own game. MILK IT!!!!!
I'll give you a month - expect you to have a new plasma, Apple gadget and at least two passes to the next Meets!
All joking aside, only plastic, fixable and we can help for a lot less than the $tealers.
[/quote]
I'd be looking for lots of sexual favours for that one!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="535dboy"]
I'd be looking for lots of sexual favours for that one!
[/quote]
Newlyweds.... ::)
Still feeling' the love eh?
I'd be looking for lots of sexual favours for that one!
[/quote]
Newlyweds.... ::)
Still feeling' the love eh?
Scn Protect,Alarm Chirp,Ashtray del,Sub install,IV2,Screens,PS2 Media,Chrome rings,Schnitzer pedals,Reverse cam,Silver Grills,F/mirrors,Comp Spkrs,Heated S/W,20"168s,Splash scn,Arches,Remap,LED Tails,ACS Spoiler,'is' Bumper Trim,Rear heated seats,Rear blinds
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
Which one? )
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Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="Sanj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'd be looking for lots of sexual favours for that one!
[/quote]
Newlyweds.... ::)
Still feeling' the love eh?
[/quote]
Plenty !
[quote="535dboy"]
I'd be looking for lots of sexual favours for that one!
[/quote]
Newlyweds.... ::)
Still feeling' the love eh?
[/quote]
Plenty !
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="pvr"]
Which one? )
[/quote]
Which what?
Which one? )
[/quote]
Which what?
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
Which love
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911 50th anniversary -
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911 50th anniversary -
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Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="pvr"]
Which love
[/quote]
Is he blonde....or what.... )
Which love
[/quote]
Is he blonde....or what.... )
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Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
Part of his job, act thick )
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Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="Chief1409"]
You are right Sanj, they don't come on automatically unless you reverse....
She was really upset but as I said to her, if that's the worst thing that ever happens then we'll take it straight away. It's only metal (of the plastic variety) after all and we are all safe and well.
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Exactly my thoughts, nothing that can be fixed, it's just bloody annoying.
My old Touareg used to engage the sensors below something like 10 mph. Occasionally it was annoying but I certainly preferred it to having to manually turn on if not reversing. You wouldn't want the graphic or top view to kick-in but at least a beep would tell you your close!
You are right Sanj, they don't come on automatically unless you reverse....
She was really upset but as I said to her, if that's the worst thing that ever happens then we'll take it straight away. It's only metal (of the plastic variety) after all and we are all safe and well.
[/quote]
Exactly my thoughts, nothing that can be fixed, it's just bloody annoying.
My old Touareg used to engage the sensors below something like 10 mph. Occasionally it was annoying but I certainly preferred it to having to manually turn on if not reversing. You wouldn't want the graphic or top view to kick-in but at least a beep would tell you your close!
Wife lost fight with gate post...
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: just reading the posts on XDrivers about your "incident".
Wife: WTF!!!! You didnt put it on there.....!!!?!???! These guys would hump their cars!!!.....
'Nuff said.
Me: just reading the posts on XDrivers about your "incident".
Wife: WTF!!!! You didnt put it on there.....!!!?!???! These guys would hump their cars!!!.....
'Nuff said.
Current:
'09 35d MSport X5
'09 E92 M3
Previous:
'07 3.0si Z4 Coupe
'07 Golf GTI
'05 Civic Type R
'03 Renault Clio 1.2
'09 35d MSport X5
'09 E92 M3
Previous:
'07 3.0si Z4 Coupe
'07 Golf GTI
'05 Civic Type R
'03 Renault Clio 1.2
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="Chief1409"]
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: just reading the posts on XDrivers about your "incident".
Wife: WTF!!!! You didnt put it on there.....!!!?!???! These guys would hump their cars!!!.....
'Nuff said.
[/quote]
No but I'd probably hump your wife!
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: just reading the posts on XDrivers about your "incident".
Wife: WTF!!!! You didnt put it on there.....!!!?!???! These guys would hump their cars!!!.....
'Nuff said.
[/quote]
No but I'd probably hump your wife!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
current: 2016 Vw Crafter
2007 318d touring
2008 Transit sport van
1964 vw beach buggy
1988 e30 325i convertible
2007 318d touring
2008 Transit sport van
1964 vw beach buggy
1988 e30 325i convertible
Re: Wife lost fight with gate post...
[quote="shadrack"]
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-X5-M-SPOR ... 19d75cb8e0
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Well spotted.
This was my old M5 after a chat with a fox at xxx-mph on the M54:
Cost me £1k to fix myself but that was secondhand bumper (resprayed too) with grilles and brake duct, new wheel arch liner, washer bottle, sensor, brackets and under trays.
Shads sourced a bumper, just need a wing and fee other bits and a bit of diy'ing.
Always happy to help if needed.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-X5-M-SPOR ... 19d75cb8e0
[/quote]
Well spotted.
This was my old M5 after a chat with a fox at xxx-mph on the M54:
Cost me £1k to fix myself but that was secondhand bumper (resprayed too) with grilles and brake duct, new wheel arch liner, washer bottle, sensor, brackets and under trays.
Shads sourced a bumper, just need a wing and fee other bits and a bit of diy'ing.
Always happy to help if needed.
Last edited by Raj on Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.