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Four Sons....

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Four Sons....

Post by X5Sport » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:31 am

Four men are sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others started talked about their kids.

The first one said, "My son is my pride and joy.  He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He's so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Audi for Christmas.

The second one said, "Damn, thats terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner and he now owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a christmas gift!

The third man said. "Wow thats terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion!

The three men are congratulating each other just as their friend returned from the restroom and asked what all the congratulations were for?

One man said, "We're talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons...what about your son?" they asked. 

He replied, "Well my son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said "That's a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied "Nah, I'm not ashamed he's my son and I love him..and he hasnt done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Audi from his 3 boyfriends."
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Re: Four Sons....

Post by Don Coffey » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:00 pm

Yep,  saw that one coming!  ::)

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Post by pvr » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:26 pm

Hahah, I didn't  :))
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