Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!
We need the height, and she gives us the bloody length!'
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Ouch......
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nice one and good come back 
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was waiting for some irish feedback :boxing:
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I decided against using 'Two Irishmen & a Blonde' in the title just to make sure not to upset Don....too much 
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I decided against using 'Two Irishmen & a Blonde' in the title just to make sure not to upset Don....too much O:-)
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Takes a little more than that to upset me.
. Over here they tell jokes by referring to everyone one as paddy! Ie. paddy Englishman, paddy Irishman and paddy Scotsman. Now this does wind me up! ) As I point out, paddy is always the Irishman and therefore the but of the joke!
Don
I decided against using 'Two Irishmen & a Blonde' in the title just to make sure not to upset Don....too much
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Takes a little more than that to upset me.
. Over here they tell jokes by referring to everyone one as paddy! Ie. paddy Englishman, paddy Irishman and paddy Scotsman. Now this does wind me up! ) As I point out, paddy is always the Irishman and therefore the but of the joke!Don
