Skinny dippers

[X5Sport]

An old guy in Louisiana had owned a sprawling farm for years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit with him.

As he approached the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. Getting closer, he saw a group of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of them shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimming or see you get out of the pond naked, so I'll go..',

and then - holding up the bucket added -

.....'soon as I've fed the alligator.'

[jaynana]

lol

[Don Coffey]

Nice one Richard,

I'm going to go looking for some skinny dipping ladies and see if they fall for the lesser spotted Ulster Gator  ::)

Don

[Raj]

Worth a try for sure...lol