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Sorry laydeez

Post by Junkie » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:41 pm

My wife asked me to put the car in the driveway for her.
Admittedly, it is a bit of a tight fit.
After I'd done it, she asked me, "How did you do that?"
I explained that there's a small mark on the wall and when that lines up with the left hand wing mirror I pull the steering wheel slightly to the right and it fits in fine.
"No," she said, "How did you make it go backwards?"

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Re: Sorry laydeez

Post by pvr » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:52 am

Groan :D
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Sorry laydeez

Post by ITBarbie » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:06 pm

Ha ha very funny :-)


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Re: Sorry laydeez

Post by Junkie » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:24 pm

:oops: My bad

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