Not joined yet? Register for free and enjoy features such as alerts, private messaging and viewing latest posts and topics.

brain sharpeners..

Jokes and humour! Keep it clean(ish) folks!
Post Reply
User avatar
jaynana
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 1888
Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:31 pm
Location: Amersham

brain sharpeners..

Post by jaynana » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:23 pm

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

any takers?  :lol:
Current: BMW 640i Convertible (320PS)
             Audi A7 Sportback 3.0 T FSI quattro (300 PS) SE STronic  8)
Previous: BMW X5 E53 Facelift 3.0d

dirtymonkey29
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 1301
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:01 pm

Re: brain sharpeners..

Post by dirtymonkey29 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:43 pm

1.  The room with lions...after not eating they'll be dead.

2.  Shot him with a camera then developed the film.

3.

4.

5.

User avatar
MJim
Member
Member
Posts: 854
Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:19 pm

Re: brain sharpeners..

Post by MJim » Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:04 pm

3.  Charcoal
4.  1st, 2nd, 3rd December.
5.  Still thinking ...

Good one !  :)
Current: 40d M Sport, deep sea blue, oyster, 19in
Spare: VW Golf V5

History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9

User avatar
psychosis
Member
Member
Posts: 81
Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:27 pm
Location: Dukinfield

brain sharpeners..

Post by psychosis » Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:57 pm

4 - yesterday, today and tomorrow.
2004 E53 X5 4.4i Sport

User avatar
MJim
Member
Member
Posts: 854
Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:19 pm

Re: brain sharpeners..

Post by MJim » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:27 pm

5. No E's ?
Current: 40d M Sport, deep sea blue, oyster, 19in
Spare: VW Golf V5

History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9

User avatar
jaynana
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 1888
Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:31 pm
Location: Amersham

Re: brain sharpeners..

Post by jaynana » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:53 pm

[quote="MJim"]
5. No E's ?
[/quote]

seriously?? how the hell did u get  that??

did u google for it?  >:D i just tried in google and it got me the answers..

anyways, before google i  managed 1 & 4.

that was quick all around, good stuff u lot!

correct answers:
1.  The room with lions...after not eating they'll be dead.
2.  Shot him with a camera then developed the film.
3.  Charcoal
4.  yesterday, today and tomorrow.
5. letter 'e' - one of the most commonly used letters is missing in this whole para!
Current: BMW 640i Convertible (320PS)
             Audi A7 Sportback 3.0 T FSI quattro (300 PS) SE STronic  8)
Previous: BMW X5 E53 Facelift 3.0d

User avatar
Don Coffey
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 2452
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:25 am
Location: Here, there and everywhere

Re: brain sharpeners..

Post by Don Coffey » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:08 pm

Very good guys.  I wouldn't of had a clue.  :'(

Don
Image

Online
User avatar
X5Sport
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 18783
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:09 pm
Location: Planet X6......

Re: brain sharpeners..

Post by X5Sport » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:24 pm

I got the first two, but was still working on the others.......and you lot got there first.

Good ones though.

Richard
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

Post Reply